So you type "your name needs" into your search engine and list the ten most entertaining things that come up. I tries my whole name and found I didn't need anything, so then I just did my first name and this is the result.
Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends .......Hmm, interesting
Rachel needs £5000 can't disagree with that.
Rachel needs to buck-up. God that's spooky, straight from one of my school reports.
Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful. in order presumably to look like a clown?
RACHEL NEEDS YOUR HELP for sure!
Rachel Needs Fucking Now no comment!
Rachel needs to be responsible for her own behavior well, if you say so you're probably right.
Rachel needs time to chill out Oh yes!
Rachel needs to learn to edit herself a little Well, she's got the list down from seventeen to ten so she's not doing too badly.
Rachel needs to borrow some chairs No no no, got far too much stuff already
So there you go.
Last night I was knitting my cardigan when I got to the end of a row, put the knitting down on the settee, went into the kitchen and got a yoghurt, came back and ate the yoghurt, went to carry on with my knitting and the loose needle had disappeared! I've pulled the cushions off the settee, looked under the settee, tidied all the rubbish off the floor, I even looked in the fridge (it has been known!). I can't find the damned thing ANYWHERE! It's driving me crazy! Luckily I have more 4mm needles so I can carry on knitting but WHERE HAS THE BLOODY THING GONE?